difference between love n marriage

Love is holding hands in the street.
Marriage is holding arguments in the street.

Love is dinner for 2 in your favorite restaurant.
Marriage is a take home packet.

Love is cuddling on a sofa.
Marriage is one of them sleeping on a sofa.

Love is talking about having children.
Marriage is talking about getting away from children.

Love is going to bed early.
Marriage is going to sleep early.

Love is a romantic drive.
Marriage is arrive on tops curvy tarmac .

Love is losing your appetite.
Marriage is losing your figure.

Love is sweet nothing in the ear.
Marriage is sweet nothing in the bank.

Tv has no place in love.
Marriage is a fight for remote control.

Love is 1 drink and 2 straws.
Marriage is "Don't you think you've had enough!".

Conclusion: "Love is blind, Marriage is an eye opener!" 

masakan segera...(mee segera)

edisi menyemakkan blog ngan gambar masakan yg ntah hape2 la...

dua mlm lepas semasa berfacebook tu, tetiba je perut mengisyaratkan bahawasanya perutku lapar

terus terbygkan mee segera, tp yg sempoi skit la, bkn main rebus je erk..

terusku log out dan nyah ke dapur..

kelentung kelentang...nah terhasillah mee segera yg menaikkan selera aku utk terus melantak

tanpa ingat laki dan anak2ku..

kejamnya...

nak resepinya...

rebus air (ari tu aku amik air rebusan daging)

letakkan hirisan bwg kecik(sebiji), cili api(2@3biji),buah tomato (sebelah je)

taruk udang sesuka hati korang byk mana..

bila air dah mendidih dan agak2 udang tu dah masak,

letakkan mee segera tu dan perasanya sekali( aku letak perisa ayam),

aku perasakan skit ngan kicap sotong, skit je tau..nnt masin

bila meenya dah lembang, pecahkan telur,

biarkan sekejap (agak2 seminit),

lepas tu tutup la api..

tunggu apa lagi,

melahap la..

Memori duka..

buka2 je..huih..
dah byk lelabah bersarang nih..hehehe..
Selamat Hari Raya Haji...
dah hampir seminggu pun..
raya haji kali ni memang meninggalkan memori yg terkesan di sanubariku..
kami kehilangan nenda atau lebih mesra kami memanggilnya wan..
dia menghembuskan nafas terakhirnya di pagi raya haji tatkala kami sibuk untuk mengorbankan lembu..
tp alhamdulillah..kami anak cucu cicitnya berada disampingnya
dia meninggalkan kami untuk selama-lamanya...
tak ada galang gantinya..
semoga rohnya ditempatkan dikalangan kekasih2 Allah S.W.T..
Al-Fatihah